Criss Angel Is A Douche Bag
Filed Under (Uncategorized) by Mike Wilton on 05-30-2008
Tagged Under : 106.7 kroq, criss angel, kevin and bean, kroq, zotfish
If you are a fan of the Kevin and Bean show, which is aired weekdays on the Los Angeles based 106.7 KROQ, then the title of this post is familiar to you. Kevin and Bean have an ongoing joke about Criss Angel being a douche bag. However, I have taken his douchiness to the next level.
Earlier today I read Mashable.com’s review of ZotFish, a new website designed to allow the general public to ask celebrities, politicians, and athletes questions. ZotFish allows users to ask questions and then the more votes the questions get the better chance they have of being asked and/or answered by celebrities. As I browsed the celebrities featured on ZotFish I discovered they had magician Criss Angel listed.
Being the wise ass I am, I decided to create an account and ask the pressing question, “Why are you a douche bag?”. I have since contacted the whole Kevin and Bean morning show about my efforts in hopes that they will give me some on air hype to get more votes. The morning show has made similar efforts with Rachel Ray in an online question form. My hope as that they will aid my efforts in the same way.
You can view the Criss Angel page which features my question at http://www.zotfish.com/celeb.php?id=2279619. If you’re interested in helping me hype this please sign up and give my question a vote!
Update: As of 2:45pm PST this is how this effort is going for me






well if you guys open your eyes and see you are the real douche bags and if you say one more mean thing about him I will tell him and he can sue you for evey penny you have got and I am 27 and I am a louer so dont thing I will go easy on cuz your douche bags so shut up and talk about some one like ashley tisdale and I mean it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sindel, Sindel, Sindel, are you really that upset about this douchebag. Have you seen any of his music videos. This guy should have been aborted. Christ I cant stop laughing everytime I see this knob-knocker on T.V. I just cant stop laughing….if he is such a stud magician whyd didnt he make his dads cancer dissappear.
Umm…I thought that when you wrote, “Criss Angel is a douchebag”, you were referring to the similarly titled episode of the TV show, “Supernatural”. Of course, yes, he’s a douchebag, hence the amusement of that title being used for an episode of the show about magicians, who, as every non-magician knows, are all total douchebags.
Vader-I’m not going to deny that he’s a douchebag. I actually used to be a HUGE fan, like at the time I could probably be considered his biggest, but now I hate him…why? He’s an asshole douche! No arguing there. But that is just wrong for you to mention his dad’s cancer. You’re a way bigger douche than he is if you’re going to mention that. Just because someone isn’t the classiest doesn’t mean you can rip on their deceased parents. So who’s the asshole douchebag? That would be you for the day. Mkay? Mkay.
I used to watch a lot of Criss Angel. I even watched his new shows. I want to know why he’s considered a douche bag? And Vader, it’s one thing to agree with his alleged doucheness but to talk about him not being able to cure his dad of cancer was the most pathetic thing to say. Magicians know the art of illusion. Curing cancer isn’t a magic trick. My great aunt has colon cancer and I really resent you saying something so way out of line. No class.
WHY DO YOU PEOPLE CARE IF YOU THINK HES A DOUCHE BAG WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HIM AND VADER IF YOU MENTION HIS DADS CANCER SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LETS SEE IF YOU LIKE HAVING CANCER ANYWAY IV’E MET HIM HES THE NICEST PERSON AND WHYC ALL HIMA DOUCHE BAG THAT “Shout-Out” TO PARIS HILTON WAS BEACUZ SHE SENT A TEXT TO EVERYONE ATTENDING HIS SHOW AND SAID TAHT IT SUCKED NOW JUST SHUT UP ND MIND YOUR OWN BUISSNESS YOU DOUCHBAG <3 U CRISS!
Why the fuck does everyone think Criss Angel is a damn douchebag. Who ever thinks he is a douche bag is a mother fucking cum guzziling semen demon that has no fucking life and can’t fucking see what kinda of guy he actually is… If u had a problem with him why don’t u take it up with him in real life instead of fucking talking shit about him on the fucking internet.. Thats major bullshit talking bout someone on the internet. Thats actually the biggest pussy ass move ever! So fuck off all you Criss Angel Haterz!
Why do all of you talk like steroid enraged imbeciles who speak English as a second language? Criss Angel obviously has a fanbase of complete idiots…really..FUCKING CUM GUZZLING LOSER MOTHERFUCKER FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK..How about you stop trying to make a strong point by cursing like an idiot? How about you go back to school and learn to articulate yourself a little better? Criss Anmgel is NOT a magician, he’s an illusionist. There is an immense difference. You people are absolutely pathetic. Now, I don’t have a problem with (so called) profanity, just peoplle that think it looks cool and tough and that cursing alone constitues a valid argument. A good example of a (curse) word used properly might be: Fuck Criss Angel and his shitty rock star image that he only employs to cover the fact that he’s a terrible illusionist, and/or Fuck Criss Angel’s father and fuck his cancer. Everyone gets cancer if they live long enough, everyone dies. Most everyone i have ever loved has died but you don’t hear me crying everytime someone mentions one of the many ways that they checked out.Cry me a river.