OK I admit I am making fun of myself a bit in this post, but I couldn’t resist when I saw this.  A friend shared with me a post on the worst movie merch and in the mix I came across the Twilight merch, which included a Cullen crest bra, a $1,979 Bella engagement ring, and best of all the Twilight condom.  When I discovered this I had instant inspiration for a snide comment, even as a Twilight fan.  And alas, you get this.